# 1's husband tells his wife:
Old mom fell off the roof for half an hour.
And the wife says:
Why did not you tell me before?
I just do not put up with laughter.
# 2 A drunk walking down the street, is a lady and says she tells Fea and drunk, but I will if I lose tomorrow jajaja.
# 3 What is the favorite kind of a cow? The muuuuuuuusic!
# 4 A teacher asks his students to learn today? you say I learned my rights, another says, and I learned my left!
# 5 Who is more the moon or the sun? The moon because they let out at night.
# 6 Why do dogs lift their leg to relieve themselves? Because if you raise the other fall.
# 7 How to make two dresses Chinese ?..... playing checkers!
# 8 A child asks another what do you want to be big? the other says, a fool! Why? ... because my dad says, a tremendous car that has that idiot!, huge house with that stupid, terrible girl who has that asshole!
# 9 How do women appear to mathematics?
In any idiot who does not understand them.
# 10 A student asked his director: Director director! close your eyes! and she tells him why? because my teacher says that when you close your eyes we'll all be happy ...
